I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.
dis nigga, going places.
Ready for the hunger games.
He shot his arrow… IN MIDAIR
THROUGH THEIR CROTCH
real life clint barton
I’D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE AVENGERS INITIATIVE
Who’s that hot guy in my bed? #ohno #personal
how is he even still allowed to be on tv
Lindsay Lohan has starred in more than 27 movies, appeared in 8 different TV-shows, hosted Saturday Night Live five times, been nominated for 44 awards and won 22 of them. What has Perez done in his years of “fame”? Talked shit about celebrities online.
What a douche canoe